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Kids' Quotes

Post  Penelope on Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:56 pm

Aaron:

<giggling>

"I said 'goodbye' to the paper in the potty..."

<more giggles>

"It's silly because toilet paper doesn't have a face."

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Post  Penelope on Sat May 14, 2011 8:52 pm

Looking at pictures from when I was pregnant.

Abby: <gasp> Mommy? Why you eat us?

Mommy: <laughing>

Abby: I don't think we like being in your tummy. You have bones in there.

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Post  TRU on Thu May 19, 2011 7:11 pm

Carrie looks down at her plate of Taco casserole and says, "Oops, their runnin'. Kaboom!"

A few seconds later Connie looks over and says, "BOOM!"

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Post  Penelope on Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:22 pm

At the dinner table...

Adam to kids after being grilled about why he pushed his plate away: "I'm full... I can't stuff myself before Kung Fu class or I could get sick."

Aaron: "Stuff yourself???? Mommy can stuff herself! She's got a big mouth to put lots of food in!"

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Post  Colin Marcus on Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:27 pm

Logan at my birthday dinner... :

"I'm Logie.... I'm TWO... "

"Garrett is Three..." (ashley quickly corrected that he's four...)

"Garrett is FOUR...."

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"You OLD...."
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Post  Penelope on Sun Sep 25, 2011 1:15 am

Abby singing to Aaron in the van:

"Patty cake, patty cake, bake me a man...."

Yikes... Shocked

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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:38 pm

Boo says "I am ultra cute and I will pop you! I will pop your sister! I will pop you in the washing machine!"
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Post  Colin Marcus on Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:41 pm

What I hear as I'm leaving the living room....

Logan: mmmaphandmdammm...

Mom: "Don't talk with your mouth full.

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and DON'T TAKE IT OUT!!!"

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Post  Saoirse on Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:20 pm

Me explaining a Runelords quandry to the boy: We're trying to find out why the people in Turtleback Ferry keep getting sick.

Aaron: I know! I know! They keep touching and touching all of their friends and don't wash their hands to get all those germs off!


There you go, Pat... Problem solved! They just have poor hygenic practices. No
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:22 pm

Carrie Cutshall, 3-17-12

"Daddy, the wind is full of dreams."

Pause

"I eat people."
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Post  TRU on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:46 pm

Brian was checking our canned goods! He was taking them out of the pantry one by one and holding them up to his mouth as he said, "nom, nom, nom."

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Post  TRU on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:48 pm

Carrie: I pet the cat and the cat's name is Garfield

Ben: The cat's name is Scarfy old?

Michelle:I heard Garfield, Daddy needs new ears.

Ben: I need new ears, can I have your ears?

Carrie: No, you don't need New Years, New years is in seven days!

(this was before Christmas so she was a little off... )

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Post  TRU on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:50 pm

Connie says "Daddy, I'm going to wear your shoes. I'm a scarecrow! Scare! Scare!"

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Post  TRU on Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:51 pm

I'm washing my feet
I'm washing my arm
I am very good
I'm washing the wall
I can wash the frog
I am very good

-Carrie, Age 3
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Post  Colin Marcus on Thu Dec 27, 2012 7:00 pm

Logan was in my room playing Superman on xbox.

Me: C'mon out here, It's time to eat.

Logan: I can't! I found the bad guys!!

Me: You can get them later, It's lunchtime.

Logan: If I leave.. the bad guys are gonna WIIIIN!!!!!!
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Post  Colin Marcus on Mon May 27, 2013 8:50 pm

While over at the Cutshalls' house this weekend, Carrie grabbed a pony/unicorn coloring book and just stared at it.

"This coloring book is Beauuuutiful."

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"It makes my dreams come true...."
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Post  Colin Marcus on Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:39 pm

Logan: Do you like dinosaurs?

Me: Absolutely!!! Dinosaurs are AWESOME!!!

Logan: NOOOO... A dinosaur could bite you, and eat your head. Bite your face and eat you all up.... And that would break your glasses!

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Re: Kids' Quotes

Post  Magyc on Mon Nov 18, 2013 10:46 am

A quote from a friend of mine:

"Having young kids can be surreal. Never would I have guessed that a single misshapen banana would completely alter the course of an evening."
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