Other Quotes

"I had a cat once... and it ate things!"

~michelle

dude, the context was implied...

"There are no save points. Learn to cope, newb!"
-Pat, when talking about life

It's not the fall. It's the sudden stop at the end! - The Joker

Well...since we're doing characters from written sources that aren't ours...

"I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my own pelvis some days..." ~Zaphod Beeblebrox

"My uncle once punched a man so hard, his legs turned into trombones." ~ Vince Noir

This exchange always makes me laugh...

"Gentlemen, we are in a universally precarious situation. Dethklok has summoned a troll."

"Thats impossible. There's no such thing as trolls."

"Then how do you explain all the dead unicorns?"

~ Exchange between Senator Stampington and General Crozier
- Metalocalypse episode "Dethtroll"

"If you have legs, and are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedberg

Seriously, I'm so cool that I only play EVE when I'm not doing lines of Cocaine off the bare breasts of supermodels. So it stands to reason that I play EVE ALOT - Latsooi (This is actually in his EVE Online profile)

Did you know...?

During a meeting of the Inklings when J.R.R. Tolkien was reading aloud bits from his "new" book, The Lord of the Rings, Hugo Dyson (a fellow Inkling) is recorded to have said, "Oh, f***! Not another elf!"

See... I'm ALWAYS leaving a (mountain) Dew over here....

And then I don't have it in the morning...

And I cry...

Which is ok, because my tears are actually Dew....

I want to have that dream again, where I'm watching Castle with Nathan Fillion. It's so Meta!

- Michelle

Me: I'm looking forward to seeing that Oz; the great and Powerful! IT looks FUN!

Mom: I don't know about that James Franco... It should have been Johnny Depp. Though I do like that Rachael Wiesz... and Michelle Williams... I don't know yet... I kind of like her.

Me: I want to see the flying monkeys.

If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that.

-Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

"Bush is actually an immensely good sort - kindly, affable, winning, and smiling. Probably he has to be in order to induce people to let him live after they have read his verse." - H.P. Lovecraft in a subtle critique of the poetry of Rev. David Van Bush

On the way back from a walk with Mom at the Tridge.

Mom: I've never been over here before... just the farmers market.

Me: Yeah, I've heard they do all the fireworks/concerts/etc. stuff here... but I've only been on walks before. Heck I just figured out what 'Tridge' stands for last week.

Mom: What's that?

Me: Tri-Bridge... three bridges...

Mom: OH I knew that... what did you THINK it meant?

Me: ... I don' t know... Troll bridge? It'd be a great bridge for trolls!

Mom: 'shakes head' You need to stop playing those games....

Me: What are you talking about? Trolls don't live under bridges in the games... (Points at wooded trail) THAT'S where we would have found the trolls.....

Matt: I've read Tolkien, I've acted in Shakespeare. I can read the King James. It's no Tolkien.

Paul Revere once said

"Zombies are coming! Take arms!"

My test got an F.