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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:53 am

Kaber needs love!
Kaber wants a woman!
Find Kaber a woman or else!
Discuss!
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Post  TRU on Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:58 am

Eddick might be able to find you an angry buffalo... who says that they are not females...? Twisted Evil
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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:09 am

Kaber wants a woman with depth!
Not too much depth, that is confusing!
Needs another emotion besides anger!
One or two more, let's not get crazy!
Needs to walk on two legs!
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:12 am

There is literally NO good solution to this problem. And I refuse to think to deeply on the matter!
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:09 pm

We could polymorph that mongrel man into a minotaur woman while we are in the buisness of polymorphing... That might work. He was surly and pensive! That's two emotions!
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:13 pm

hmm... I didn't think we really HATED the mongrelman.... what did it do to YOU?
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:16 pm

Hey, I am at least trying here. We have had no help from you! Mad
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Post  Penelope on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:37 pm

Well, once the pixie runs Elric off, Ashara will be available... Razz

I don't know though...yikes!
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:41 pm

I have it on good authority that she is only stealing him for a conversation. We need more options!
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:50 pm

Ashara wrote:Well, once the pixie runs Elric off, Ashara will be available... Razz

I don't know though...yikes!

I think Confusing the Minotaur has become a game to Ashara... A very dangerous game... affraid
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Post  Penelope on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:53 pm

Hey, those were completely innocent misunderstandings! Embarassed
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:02 pm

Hmm... Now that I think about it. The pixies Single...

She's wrestled him to the ground once, and he hasn't eaten her. Isn't that the minotaur definition of "true love" jocolor
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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:14 pm

Kaber will flex for Ashara, that will be all she needs.
Hello ladies, my thaco is a...wait a sec....11
That doesn't sound as good.
Gwilly and Kaber wouldn't work.
Minotaur babies with wings and can turn invisible.
The world would fall to the new race.


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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:19 pm

Now see... I wasn't even going to bring up the fact that Gwilly's already been making "little Kabers" to run around.

Nope.

Not Going there...

I'm better than that!


Actually... adding the wings... kind of sounds like some kind of Gremlin subspecies...
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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:22 pm

See Kaber is only pretending to not know about gods.
That way Ashara tutors him.
Gets close.
Makes his move.
Laughs at Elric.
Takes over world.

I bet Ashara really likes being fought over Very Happy
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:25 pm

Ok... I have to admit I like that he actually takes time out of his "take over the World" Plan to Laugh at Elric.

Somehow I can actually picture him scratching things off his Checklist! afro
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Post  Penelope on Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:23 pm

I bet Ashara really likes being fought over.

Pfft... ASHARA was the one to make the move on Elric, let's not forget. She's the one doing the fighting here.

If Kaber ever did make a move, it might be his last! Shocked She's not strong or skilled in fighting, but she's got a shiny new stick of bust-your-head-open +3, and she's quick. LOL
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:48 pm

She's REALLY looking forward to using that Stick of Bust-yo-head too!

And don't forget the smiting power Wink
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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:58 pm

Kaber likes strong forward women
Kaber will write Ashara love sonnets
Kaber will pluck a boquet of babies for Ashara

Kaber really needs a real woman.
Wonder if i can convince holly to bring in a late character
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Post  Penelope on Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:04 pm

Wonder if i can convince holly to bring in a late character

I second this motion!
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Post  Swiftboot on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:07 pm

"Holly, my minotaur needs love.
Bring in a character to suit."

think she'd go for it?
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:48 am

Maybe you need a lady centaur, we can always use another lady centaur!
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:38 pm

Now THAT would be weird looking offspring! Bull head... four legs.

Wait a minute... Is this where COWS come from?
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Post  Eddick the Steady (XIV) on Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:57 pm

Well, Pat keeps telling us that cows will one day rule the world.

How do we get the offspring to be lazer cows?
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Post  Colin Marcus on Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:18 pm

After truck driving that year... I learned one thing. Theres no such thing as LAZIER cow. The Stand. They Eat. That is all. Once or twice I think I saw one WALK...
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