Kids' Quotes

Aaron:

<giggling>

"I said 'goodbye' to the paper in the potty..."

<more giggles>

"It's silly because toilet paper doesn't have a face."

Looking at pictures from when I was pregnant.

Abby: <gasp> Mommy? Why you eat us?

Mommy: <laughing>

Abby: I don't think we like being in your tummy. You have bones in there.

Carrie looks down at her plate of Taco casserole and says, "Oops, their runnin'. Kaboom!"

A few seconds later Connie looks over and says, "BOOM!"

At the dinner table...

Adam to kids after being grilled about why he pushed his plate away: "I'm full... I can't stuff myself before Kung Fu class or I could get sick."

Aaron: "Stuff yourself???? Mommy can stuff herself! She's got a big mouth to put lots of food in!"

Logan at my birthday dinner... :

"I'm Logie.... I'm TWO... "

"Garrett is Three..." (ashley quickly corrected that he's four...)

"Garrett is FOUR...."

Points at me

"You OLD...."

Abby singing to Aaron in the van:

"Patty cake, patty cake, bake me a man...."

Yikes...

Boo says "I am ultra cute and I will pop you! I will pop your sister! I will pop you in the washing machine!"

What I hear as I'm leaving the living room....

Logan: mmmaphandmdammm...

Mom: "Don't talk with your mouth full.

....

and DON'T TAKE IT OUT!!!"

Me explaining a Runelords quandry to the boy: We're trying to find out why the people in Turtleback Ferry keep getting sick.

Aaron: I know! I know! They keep touching and touching all of their friends and don't wash their hands to get all those germs off!


There you go, Pat... Problem solved! They just have poor hygenic practices.

Carrie Cutshall, 3-17-12

"Daddy, the wind is full of dreams."

Pause

"I eat people."

Brian was checking our canned goods! He was taking them out of the pantry one by one and holding them up to his mouth as he said, "nom, nom, nom."

Carrie: I pet the cat and the cat's name is Garfield

Ben: The cat's name is Scarfy old?

Michelle:I heard Garfield, Daddy needs new ears.

Ben: I need new ears, can I have your ears?

Carrie: No, you don't need New Years, New years is in seven days!

(this was before Christmas so she was a little off... )

Connie says "Daddy, I'm going to wear your shoes. I'm a scarecrow! Scare! Scare!"

I'm washing my feet
I'm washing my arm
I am very good
I'm washing the wall
I can wash the frog
I am very good

-Carrie, Age 3
sung in the bathtub, tune unknown

Logan was in my room playing Superman on xbox.

Me: C'mon out here, It's time to eat.

Logan: I can't! I found the bad guys!!

Me: You can get them later, It's lunchtime.

Logan: If I leave.. the bad guys are gonna WIIIIN!!!!!!

While over at the Cutshalls' house this weekend, Carrie grabbed a pony/unicorn coloring book and just stared at it.

"This coloring book is Beauuuutiful."

Pause.

"It makes my dreams come true...."

Logan: Do you like dinosaurs?

Me: Absolutely!!! Dinosaurs are AWESOME!!!

Logan: NOOOO... A dinosaur could bite you, and eat your head. Bite your face and eat you all up.... And that would break your glasses!

A quote from a friend of mine:

"Having young kids can be surreal. Never would I have guessed that a single misshapen banana would completely alter the course of an evening."