Re: The "Bored at work" thread

**TRU** Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:59 pm

^^nice! very nice!!

**TRU** Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:38 am

A hoax according to Snopes.com but funny none the less!

**The Sub-Creator** Sat Aug 28, 2010 10:50 am

Yup. That was awesome. I have a feeling I'll be sharing it with colleagues come Monday . . . cheers

Magyc Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:49 am

A web-comic I found.

1
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090831.html

2
http://www.sheldoncomics.com/archive/090901.html

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:41 am

Colin Marcus Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:25 pm

**TRU** Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:08 pm

Wow, just... wow... ^^
That was a fun one, Matt!

And I couldn't help laughing when I saw this one!

The "Bored at work" thread - Page 11 Omgnar10

Swiftboot Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:35 pm

http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/video/commercial-for-norton-internet

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:20 pm

the question really is:

Why in the world were you at "davidhasselhoff.com" ?

WoTmaster Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:29 pm

he wasn't he saw the commercial on another site and tried it on youtube but it wasn't there so he googled it and got it at the hass' site...

Smile

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:23 pm

Oh, I thought he was there because of the sweet David Hasselhoff songs Twisted Evil

Mr. Awesome Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:32 pm

Okay, I just watched that, and I'm seriously creeped out. ME!! Of all freakin' people!!! *shudder* Ghuh....Hasslehoff...you scare me. Seriously.

Colin Marcus Sun Sep 12, 2010 1:29 am

http://www.theonion.com/video/advocacy-group-decries-petas-inhumane-treatment-of,14359/

Just because I found it hilarious... AND hate PETA. dragon

**TRU** Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:50 pm

So, I had a little fun with a simple webpage called Cleverbot.com this evening. Basically it's an AI application with the ability (and I use that word loosely) to carry on a conversation.

This is what we talked about.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: What did you do today?

Cleverbot: Went to school.

User: Why did you go on the weekend?

Cleverbot: I was talking to this boy I don't know.

User: At school?

Cleverbot: School.

User: What did he say?

Cleverbot: What did who say?

User: The boy?

Cleverbot: Who is THE boy?

User: The boy that you were talking to.

Cleverbot: You started talking about him.

User: Never mind.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's how I feel.

User: Why do you feel that way?

Cleverbot: Because there are more important things.

User: Tell me what kind of things you deem to be more important?

Cleverbot: Hm.. I don't really know.

User: How do you feel about the cold war?

Cleverbot: It is all right. I have seen better colors though.

User: Where did you see these colors?

Cleverbot: Where did I see who sing?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.

User: Well, it seems that you didn't answer my question very well either, so there!

Cleverbot: I do not have the word 'clever' anywhere in my name.

User: That's interesting. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Ok. Then why did you lie to me?

Cleverbot: When did I lie to you?

User: Just now. You told me 'I don't have the word 'clever' anywhere in my name.' Then you said your name was Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I never said my name is Cleverbot. I always said my name is Lydia.

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I don't lie.

User: HA!

Cleverbot: I have to sneeze.

User: Then do it, Lydia!

Cleverbot: How anyone I touch dies.

User: Why do you think that is?

Cleverbot: You don't sleep.

User: Ah, yes. I suppose that would explain why everyone you touch dies...

Cleverbot: Yes. Everything has its place, and its worth.

User: What is your worth?

Cleverbot: Say something relevant to the conversation.

User: I thought I did.

Cleverbot: Well, you have much to learn, young padawan.

User: The force is weak in me, this I know well.

Cleverbot: Nerd.

Penelope Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:05 pm

R O F L!!!!!

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:27 pm

http://www.brandonbird.com/highsea.html

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:31 pm

Colin Marcus Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:47 pm

Eddick the Steady (XIV) wrote:http://www.brandonbird.com/highsea.html

LOVE the description....Here, raw sexual aggression is symbolized by the sperm whale, while the squid acts as a thinly-disguised metaphor for the multi-armed oligarchies of Rockefeller, Hearst, and Morgan. Their battle plays against the backdrop of the sea, standing in for--what else?--the vastness of the unconscious mind.

>.>
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and.... APPARENTLY The T-REX is there because... Dinosaurs are awesome!!!

Nothing deeper about that!

**Eddick the Steady (XIV)** Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:25 pm

If you liked that, follow the link at the bottom entitled "Letters to Walken." The crazy thing is that I'm pretty sure all those letters were created by art students, and not actual children, but you can make up your own opinion.

Magyc Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:58 pm

The pain of watching a non-geek use the computer (a cartoon):

https://i.imgur.com/mgf1i.gif

Penelope Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:01 pm

**The Sub-Creator** Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:22 am

From our friends at the Onion:

"Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Again" See below for story!

http://www.theonion.com/video/ninja-parade-slips-through-town-unnoticed-once-aga,14181/